My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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