Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
