Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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