still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She even gives head with a lisp.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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