he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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