I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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