Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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