I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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