so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
It's just like the Real World with babies
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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