i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK