my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Duck Duck Cougar?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it