I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Randomize
