dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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