haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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