she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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