how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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