me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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