The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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