So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
where am i from again
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
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