dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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