Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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