my mouth tastes like poor choices
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
