im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian