I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?