Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.