what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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