The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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