carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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