This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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