her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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