I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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