Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
porn star boner night. come get it.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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