so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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