How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out