I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My lighter is stuck in my beard.