in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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