We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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