sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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