I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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