i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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