Cold hands, warm shart.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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