is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals