just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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