She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Randomize
