After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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