@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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