i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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