HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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