the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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