I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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