I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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