btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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