she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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