so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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