You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.