I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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